nazy a1700 slang + 1855 dial. sack-sopt 1593 When people ask if you're drunk, you should act offended but admit to having a couple of drinks. No one likes admitting that they have had too much to drink, so if you openly tell people that you're drunk, they may not believe you. stewed 1737– slang, orig. & NZ slang to-drunk 1382 shot 1864– slang US Austral. And even though the list is far from complete, it is quite the collection. fap 1598 + 1818 in drink 1596– whift 1611 as drunk as David’s sow 1727– under the influence 1879– fou 1535– Scots peloothered 1914 rare grogged 1842 & NZ The University of Glasgow Scotland came up with a list of all the words in the English language to describe when you’re tap-shackled, foxed, shot in the neck or cock-eyed. So here we have picked up a few funny things to say to your boyfriend. We give you 193 ways to say that you’re drunk and another 43 to say that you’re very drunk. poggled 1933 Military slang drunken as the devil c1375 dryncwerig OE & NZ slang whip-cat 1582–1611 stunned 1919–1933 Austral. fried 1926– slang plotzed 1962– slang 10 – The Always Humorous Sharpie D-cks: The beginner level of shaming, but definitely the easiest to execute. liquefied/liquified 1939– joc. pepst 1577 inebriated 1615– Micky, If you can say some of those words, you are not really drunk. concerned 1723 now vulgar & dial. I’ve been quite drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered, pissed, ploughed and shitfaced. If you need proof of that, then you’ve come to the right place. Phrase 5 is used to describe somebody who has had too much. slang. Happy as a mongrel dog chasing a three-legged cat. ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’ sprung 1826– slang hit under the wing 1844 slang Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. Hahaha I’m sure that state might change today! dial. Ah what the hell, let’s make it a nice round number. wired (up) 1977– slang, chiefly US symbelwlonc OE In a 1960 novel, Walk Egypt, a group of... 2. loaded 1890– US slang drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 slang That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. toxic 1899 slang drunk as a beggar 1622 jingled 1908– US slang slang squiffy 1855– slang but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. Oh my what a list. shick 1916– Austral. THEY say Eskimos have 100 words for snow, but the Irish have almost as many ways to say drunk. tankard 1642 soaked 1737 + 1899– After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.”. pot-shotten 1629 Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. three sheets in the wind 1821– – W.C Fields. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. swilled 1634 shickery 1878 slang Why didn’t you say so? This term for “very drunk” is probably a variation of drunk as a boiled owl, according to DARE. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield, “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King, “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra, “I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits, “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart, “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis, “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash, “The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years.” – Michael Caine, “There is no bad whiskey. they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass zigzag 1918– Military slang, chiefly US muzzed 1836 slang If you want to read more quotes about traveling with friends, we created also friends travel quotes.. At the end of this post, we have an extra gift for you. "; William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." slewed 1801– lumpy 1810–1864 slang piped 1912–1953 US slang Act defensive, and people will believe that you're drunk. drunk c1340– “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis, “I drink too much. whole-seas 1821 humorous Paralytic. slang foxed 1611–1673 + 1896 looped 1934– slang, chiefly US plastered 1912– slang temulent 1628– lit (up) 1914– slang We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! & fig. Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . Among other strange traditions, we give drunk people microphones and ask them to say nice things about us. Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip, to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. rat-arsed 1984– Dict. soused 1613 + 1932 US I am clearly that guy that instigates messing with all the drunk people I encounter, check out my top 10 ways to mess with your drunk friends. Arseholed. 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 drunken as the devil c1375 to-drunk 1382 drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 drunk as a rat 1553–1661 fish-drunk 1591 swine-drunk 1592–1601 sod 1613 soused 1613 + 1932 drunk as a beggar 1622 blind 1630– drunk as a lord 1651– shickered 1911– Austral. half-cut 1893– slang stinko paralytico 1942 joc. Military US buffy 1858– slang nase a1550 cant + 1567 cant And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. Getting drunk is from all ages. squiffed a1890– slang snockered 1961– slang muzzy 1775– colloq. 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Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. stinko drunk 1976 The results can … sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 ( Log Out /  stinko 1927– stonkered 1924– slang, chiefly Austral. over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. indruncen OE ebriate 1847 humorous drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 enebrie c1430 I have all your blogs, I get a lot to learn from your blog. canned 1914– slang We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs. DRUNK AS A BOWDOW sod 1613 Swizzled, fuddled and boozed are familiar ways to refer to having one (or four) too many drinks – but there are actually nearly 200 historical words for 'drunk' that are just as satisfying to say. Either way, there is no doubt that the man was an excellent drinker. ( Log Out /  exc. oferdruncen OE in one’s cups 1611– US Legless means your Horse threw one of his shoes. pot-shot 1630 + a1632 concerned with drink/liquor 1752– now vulgar & dial. – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Weddings are funny things. + 1728 dial. CORK HIGH AND BOTTLE DEEP slang swash 1711 dial. gassed 1925– slang & dial. 40 Dumb, Funny Jokes That You Can Laugh At And Tell To Your Friends. You might hear this colorful idiom in Georgia. Find more similar words at wordhippo.com! (well-)lubricated 1927– slang He drank till he gave up his half-penny. parlatic/par’latic 1907– … pifflicated 1905 US slang + 1934 US slang soaken 1651 + 1846 Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. He has got the gravel rash. There were some experts that denied this famous quote was really his since it was never found in a written form. Tanked up. He has drunk more than he has bled. Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. shot in the neck 1830–1855 US Some of these are funny travel quotes from movies, others are more quotes for your travel friends. Kelly K on December 07, 2019: Fine as frog hair. Are these guys just ‘gassed’ or really ‘drunk as a piss-ant’. temulentious 1652 up the/a pole 1897–1917 colloq. That’s why there are so many words around to describe this state. woozy 1897– colloq., orig. mixed 1872 colloq. Under the influence. liquored 1681 Synonyms for get drunk include bedrink, wassail, applaud, extol, feast, honor, honour, jubilate, party and pledge. malty 1819–1852 slang It’s always nice to say a few funny things to your boyfriend and let him know you are the funny one in the relationship. zonked (out) 1959– also transf. rotten 1941– Austral. 27 Dumb and Funny Things Drunk People Do From sobbing on stranger’s shoulders to uttering slurry laments, drunk people are the life of any party. & slang We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! – W.C. Fields, He was a wise man who invented beer. Potentially offensive words have been weeded out. 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